Well…It happened again a week ago. Me and the Mrs. were arguing and I threw a baseball cap against the wall. I’ve NEVER laid a hand on her, but I have been assaulted by her a few times. once in front of her family.
With that outburst, she dove over the bed, grabbed my face, hit me up the side of my head and then kneed me in the balls. She would have still been pounding me still if i hadn’t pushed her away and threatened to call the police.
She then claimed that I had manufactured the whole episode to get her arrested. I withdrew.
More shock….she then called her therapist for what i can only guess was a major add on to her story line.
She then upped her last claim that 15 of the 20 year marriage was bad, to “It was bad from day one.” Hummmmmm. IS anyone out there crying for her yet?
The poor dear putting up with never working a day and all the rest of it…..I guess I can be called the abusive partner for throwing a hat against a wall and defending myself. What would Oprah say????Oh dear. Can Dr. Oz spare an ice pack for my family jewels?

I’m done folks! Who gives a shit…